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ROASTED CAULIFLOWER WITH CUMIN AND CURRY

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I happen to love cauliflower. But until I discovered this way of roasting cauliflower, I could only serve it to Mr. C. either drizzled with a lovely rich cheese sauce or with “secret sauce” (mayonnaise flavored with soy sauce). So when I prepared cauliflower this way for the first time I was a little reluctant. I shouldn’t have worried in the least. Mr. C. loves roasted vegetables and both cumin and curry are two of his favorite flavors.

Besides the wonderful flavor of this dish, it is fabulous in that it can be served either hot or at room temperature. So preparing it ahead of time is no problem. Well it’s no problem if you have a safe place to keep it until you are ready to serve! Just don’t make the same mistake I’ve made in the past. Removing the cauliflower from the oven and setting it on a counter believing that there will be any left by dinner or party time is taking a very daring risk. Somehow, a goodly portion of the cauliflower always seems to mysteriously disappear. So if you make it ahead for a party, make plenty! And yes, roasted cauliflower (or any roasted vegetable for that matter) is perfect to serve as an appetizer or hors d’oeuvre. Many people are health conscience and truly appreciate when something delicious and nutritious is served along with the other offerings. (And truth be known, roasted veggies are reasonably inexpensive to serve as appetizers. I’m always trying to look out for your pocketbook.)

So next time you want to serve an old favorite in a new way, think about this cauliflower dish. I think even the discerning palate of a 6 year old could be swayed from the dark side into liking cauliflower when it is prepared this way. If not, there’s always “secret sauce”.

  • 4 T. extra virgin olive oil, divided
  • 1 T. fresh lemon juice
  • 1 tsp. ground cumin
  • ¼ tsp. curry powder
  • 1 tsp. kosher salt
  • freshly ground black pepper
  • 1 lg. cauliflower, cut into small flowerets and dried thoroughly
  • finishing salt*

Combine 3 tablespoons of the olive oil, lemon juice, cumin, curry, salt, and pepper in a medium sized bowl. Gently stir in cauliflower making sure flowerets are completely coated with oil. (It will seem like they are very lightly coated, but that is exactly what you want!) Spread out on a roasting pan and bake in a pre-heated 425 degree oven until cauliflower is starting to get tender and browned, 15-20 minutes. Pour cauliflower out onto a platter, drizzle with remaining 1 tablespoon olive oil and lightly sprinkle with a finishing salt or kosher salt and pepper.

*Finishing salt – my name for the fancy salts that can be added at the last minute to brighten the flavor of everything from veggie dishes to caramel sauce. i.e. fleur de sel (flower of salt in French) or sale di Sicilia con limone (Sicilian salt with lemon), etc.

 

 

 

CHEDDAR AND PORT WINE CHEESE BALL

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There are just those times when all I really want is a nice adult beverage and a nibble of something savory and mouth friendly. For me, there just isn’t anything better than one of Mr. Cs martinis and a couple of really good crackers spread with this cheese. And when I say good crackers, I’m not talkin’ Chicken in a Biscuit! I mean good crackers! And some of the best crackers I have ever tasted are in a new product line imported from Canada. (At least they are new to me.) The maker of my new favorite crackers is Open Nature. The three I like the best (and coincidentally the only three I have tasted so far) are Rosemary & Onion Flatbread, Rosemary Raisin Cracker Crisps, and Cranberry Cracker Crisps. They are simply astonishingly good.

So do yourself a favor and serve this wonderful cheese ball at your next soiree. Your guests will think you are a culinary goddess. (But don’t forget. You don’t have to tell anyone how easy this recipe is to prepare. After all, even the most minor of goddesses is entitled to a little secret here and there! This could be one of yours….)

  • 8 oz. cream cheese, room temperature
  • couple grinds black pepper
  • 2 c. (scant) shredded sharp cheddar cheese
  • 3 T. port – either tawny or ruby*
  • 1/2 c. dried cranberries, roughly chopped, opt.
  • 1/2 c. toasted chopped pecans

Combine cream cheese, pepper, cheddar cheese, and port in a food processor. Whirl until creamy and smooth. Stir in chopped dried cranberries. Refrigerate at least 1 hour before shaping into a ball. Wrap ball in plastic wrap and refrigerate until about an hour before ready to serve. Roll in pecans just before serving. Great with crackers and thin apple slices.

*Or for a more intense port wine flavor: In a small saucepan, boil port until it is reduced to about 3 tablespoons. Remove from heat and cool completely.

Bonus Recipe: Place room temperature cream cheese on a plate. Top with Dalmatia Fig Spread and serve with Rosemary Raisin Cracker Crisps. (And yes I know you are shocked that I didn’t make my own fig spread. I’ve tried. But I just can’t reproduce anything nearly as good as this wonderful spread that comes in a small jar with an orange “paper” lid.) You simply owe it to yourself to try this lovely combination in the near future.

SEATTLE CREAM CHEESE DOGS

Now I must admit I am not the greatest lover of the all-American hot dog! In fact, the only time I really liked them was when I was pregnant. And then, all I wanted with my daily hot dogs (sometimes still cold right out of the package) were several huge slices of super cold watermelon. I almost lived on that diet for my last two trimesters. It’s totally amazing my daughter Paula is as normal as she is. Hot dogs and watermelon? Good grief!

But then low and behold, after probably not eating more than 3 hot dogs since my pregnancy, along comes a Seattle Cream Cheese Dog about 2 years ago. Now granted, when you eat one of these babies, it’s not really about the hot dog. It’s really about the toppings.  Also, I must confess, I usually make mine with really good sausages rather than plain hot dogs. (I figure, if I am going to go to the trouble of caramelizing onions, and dressing up sauerkraut, I might as well go all the way and use a really good sausage too!) However you choose to prepare one of these Seattle street vendor classics, you are going to be in for a wonderful treat. There are just some foods that fall into the “guilty pleasure” category. And these “dogs” are definitely on my “guilty” list. And no, I am not going to tell you what other foods are on my list. You already know about my addiction to cheeseburgers. There’s only so much humiliation I can take at one time. I’m a cookbook writer and food blogger after all. I should have foods like fried ice cream with salted caramel sauce or homemade marshmallows covered in white chocolate and toasted coconut on my list. Not cheeseburgers and fancy hot dogs! But if truth be told, most of us who consider ourselves to be blessed with a sophisticated palate have a food or two we wish we didn’t like, but do! So just to make myself feel better about my guilty pleasure list, I’m going to imagine each and every one of you with a corndog in your hand. (And no, corn dogs are not on my list! In fact, I have never eaten one.) But happy day, I do actually possess some vestige of dignity after all!

  • ¼ c. butter
  • 2 large sweet onions, thinly sliced
  • 2 tsp. bacon grease
  • 1 can sauerkraut, well drained
  • 1/4 tsp. caraway seeds
  • 4-8 oz. cream cheese (amount depends on how messy you want to become)
  • 12 hot dogs or favorite sausages
  • 12 buns
  • brown mustard

Melt butter in a skillet over medium heat. Add onions, and cook slowly until the onions have softened and caramelized to a deep golden brown, about 45 minutes. Meanwhile combine the bacon grease, sauerkraut, and caraway seeds in a small saucepan. Warm gently while onions caramelize. Warm the cream cheese in the microwave while you grill the hot dogs or sausages. Also lightly grill buns on both sides. To assemble cream cheese dogs, spread mustard on one side of bun and warm cream cheese on the other. Add hot dogs or sausage, top with onions and sauerkraut and serve immediately.

 

 

GROUND BEEF SLIDERS WITH BACON JAM AND CAMBOZOLA CHEESE

If I were a person who didn’t really like to cook, first of all, I wouldn’t be a food blogger (yah think!) and I undoubtedly would sport a great deal thinner wallet. And why is that you ask? Because I love really good food. And if I couldn’t fix it for myself, well then, I would have to go out to eat more often at places like Skillet, one of Seattle’s fabulous mobile diners. And why would I eat there as often as possible? Because, they make “the burger” – featuring grass fed beef, arugula, Bacon Jam, and Cambozola cheese (cow’s milk cheese that is a combination of a French soft-ripened triple cream cheese and Italian Gorgonzola). Need I say more?

But because I do love to cook, and am an inveterate copycat, I can munch on my take of this fabulous burger (I like to serve them slider sized) any time my heart desires, and time permits, of course. (FYI: if I am serving any type of burger at a function, I usually make them slider sized. Many of the people I entertain are getting older and simply don’t require as much food as when they were younger. So for most of my guests, a smaller burger is much appreciated. After all, they can always come back for seconds! Or even thirds! )

So next time you plan a picnic dinner for family and friends, try serving sliders in place of standard sized burgers. Or if you want to offer a choice, feature a couple of Seattle’s own creations. Serve both this slider (thank you “Skillet”) along with halved Seattle Cream Cheese Dogs (my next post). I mean really, we can’t just be known for our coffee snobbery, more Birkenstock shod women than any other city in America, and grunge music; we also need to take pride in our own gourmet twists on hamburgers and hot dogs. After all, hamburgers and hot dogs represent American cuisine at it’s finest! (I do believe I just talked myself into a trip to Italy. Arrivederci!)

  • 1 lb. not-so-lean ground beef
  • ½ tsp. seasoned salt
  • freshly ground black pepper
  • 1 tsp. Worcestershire sauce
  • ½ tsp. granulated garlic
  • 1 T. grated fresh onion
  • 1 tsp. Montreal Steak Seasoning (made by McCormick)
  • Slider Buns (under Bread & Roll Recipes)
  • arugula
  • Cambozola cheese
  • Bacon Jam (under This & That Recipes)

Gently combine the ground beef, seasoned salt, pepper, Worcestershire sauce, garlic, onion, and Montreal Steak Seasoning. Don’t over-mix. Form into 2-inch patties and let rest for a few minutes. Meanwhile toast the buns in the frying pan you plan to use to cook your burgers. Set buns aside. Place pan over medium high heat. Once the pan is nice and hot, add the burgers and leave them alone. Do not try to flatten the burgers while they cook or all the lovely juices will escape. Don’t move the burgers except to flip them once the juices start to puddle on top. Do not flip again! How long you cook the second side depends on personal preference. For a rarer burger only cook for a couple of minutes. You can tell doneness by gently pressing your spatula in the center of the patty without breaking the crust. The squishier the burger, the rarer it is. Meanwhile, place some arugula on the bottom half of each bun. Add a very thin slice of cambozola cheese. When the patties are cooked, place on the cheese. Add a nice slathering of Bacon Jam to the top half of each bun and place on top of the cheese. Serve sliders immediately.

 

 

 

GROUND TURKEY, SAUSAGE, AND BASIL SLIDERS

So in all honesty, if given a choice between one of these sliders or a cheeseburger (my favorite food in the world), I might have to really think about which I would choose. On the one hand, cheeseburgers are as common as say, cheeseburgers. Whereas, a good ground turkey slider doesn’t just grow on every corner. So it might take me a minute or two to make my choice. And because turkey sliders aren’t as readily available, I probably would leave the cheeseburger until another day. (If of course it was a “pick either one” situation.)

Now this could not conceivably happen to me in real life. No one I know would ever be so unkind as to actually force me to make such an agonizing choice. My friends are simply too nice to even consider making such a demand of me. Plus they know I would probably crack under the pressure.  So given that I might actually consider choosing one of these sliders over a cheeseburger should be proof enough that you too should give them a try. I found this Paula Deen recipe on the internet when I was looking for a hearty appetizer to serve at one of our in-home jazz concerts. And because these sliders are just so incredibly delicious, I felt compelled to share the recipe with you. Thank you Paula! (Please note: There was no butter spread on, melted into, or otherwise abused in the making of these turkey patties.)

  • 1 (20-oz.) pkg. ground turkey
  • ½ lb. ground pork
  • 1-oz. fresh basil, finely chopped
  • 3 cloves garlic, finely minced
  • ½ tsp. kosher salt
  • freshly ground black pepper
  • 1/3 c. mayonnaise
  • 2 tsp. vegetable oil
  • Slider Buns (see recipe under Bread & Roll Recipes)
  • Roasted Red Pepper Aioli (recipe to follow)
  • mixed spring greens

In a large bowl, combine the ground turkey, pork, basil, garlic, salt, pepper, and mayonnaise. Shape the mixture into eighteen 2-inch-size patties. Pour the vegetable oil into a large skillet and place over medium heat. When the skillet is hot, add the turkey patties and cook until done all the way through, 4 to 5 minutes per side. Meanwhile, slice the slider buns and lightly toast them in a pre-heated 350 degree oven for about 7-10 minutes.  Spread both sides of the toasted buns with Roasted Red Pepper Aioli. Lay spring greens on the bottom halves of the buns. Top with turkey patties. Cover with the top halves of the buns and serve immediately.

ROASTED RED PEPPER AIOLI

  • ½ c. mayonnaise
  • 1 T. Dijon mustard
  • 1 clove garlic, finely minced
  • 1/3 c. finely chopped roasted red pepper
  • kosher salt
  • freshly ground black pepper

In a small bowl, combine the mayonnaise, mustard, garlic, and roasted red pepper. Season to taste with salt and pepper. Cover and chill.

 

SLIDER BUNS (REGULAR HAMBURGER BUNS TOO)

Now that spring is definitely here it’s time to think about picnics and fun food. And a slider, one of my favorites, is fun to both prepare and consume. First of all, sliders are just stinkin’ cute! Now I don’t usually go for “cute” food, but even those of you with a cynical bent have to admit that sliders are nothing if they aren’t cute! And when they taste great too, well that’s just all the better. And although Mr. C. and I don’t usually go out for happy hour (we live on an island and the local restaurants aren’t exactly notorious for being outstanding “happy hour” purveyors), we have had occasion to sample a couple of sliders that are just out of this world.

So I thought I would share two of my favorites with you over the next couple of days. And in my humble opinion, the filling of a perfect slider isn’t worth its weight in ground meat without a perfect bun. And I know, some of you think a perfect bun isn’t all that necessary. Well, too bad. It’s my blog and I am not going to leave the rest of you searching for slider buns at your local grocery store! Because, undoubtedly you will find what I did when I was in a hurry recently and decided to purchase buns rather than prepare my own. For some ungodly reason, grocery stores charge an exorbitant price for slider buns that are fully half the size of regular hamburger buns. Now, I may not be a math genius, but I know when I am being hoodwinked! Let’s see, half the ingredients, twice the price. What about this equation just does not compute? And that’s if your grocery store even deigns to carry slider buns in the first place! Now granted, the slider buns I have purchased (not from my local grocery store, I assure you) have been really good. Pricey, but good. Not as wonderful as homemade of course, but tasty none-the-less.

So next time you get a hankering for a truly fabulous slider, remember this recipe. The buns are inexpensive to make and terribly easy to prepare. If you have yet to tackle yeast bread, this recipe would be a good place to start. And because it’s just the size of your cutter that determines how small or large your buns eventually become, you can use this same recipe for regular sized burger buns too. Of course there is the old adage that “the larger the buns you consume, the larger your own buns become”, so I think personally, I’d better stick to the smaller cutter. Wish me luck on that one!

  • 1 c. warm water
  • 1 T. or 1 pkg. active dry yeast
  • ¼ c. sugar
  • 1 ¼ tsp. salt
  • 4 T. butter, room temperature, divided
  • 1 egg, room temperature
  • 3 ½ c. flour (or more)
  • vegetable oil

Combine warm water, yeast, sugar, salt, 2 tablespoons butter, and egg in the bowl of your stand mixer. Let the mixture sit for 5-10 minutes to *proof. Add enough flour to form a soft dough. Pour a very small amount of oil over the dough, form a large ball with your hands, cover the bowl with a clean tea towel, and let rise for 1-2 hours or until nearly doubled in bulk. Punch down and divide in half. Shape each half into a rough disk. Roll dough to about 1/4-inch to 1/3-inch thickness. Cut out with a 1 1/2- to 3-inch cutter, depending on whether you want slider buns or regular sized hamburger buns. Repeat with the remaining dough. You will end up with quite a bit of left over dough. Combine it into a ball and let the ball rest for about 20 minutes. Roll out again and make as many more buns as possible. Arrange on a lightly greased baking sheet about 2 to 3 inches apart. Cover with a towel and let rise until doubled in size, about 30 minutes. Melt the remaining 2 tablespoons butter; brush each bun. This will give them a soft, golden crust. Bake the buns in a pre-heated 350 degree oven for 10-12 minutes, or until they are a light golden brown. Cool on rack. Split and use with any of your favorite fillings.

Proof: After 5 or 10 minutes, the yeast should begin to form a creamy foam on the surface of the water. If there is no foam or any apparent action in the bowl, the yeast is dead. Time to start over with a new packet of yeast.

OLIVE STUFFED CHEESE BALLS

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Back in the first half of the 20th century, cocktail parties were much more prevalent than they are today. I don’t know exactly why that is, except that in general people today are much more aware of driving under the influence, which is a very good thing. (Not driving under the influence – heightened awareness! Just making sure you’re paying attention.) For sure there is the driving under the influence factor, but at least in our part of the country, there is the life in the west reality (people here tend to dress and entertain much more casually than back east, for example). But I personally believe the number one reason adult cocktail parties are not as popular as they once were is because starting at about the time my children were very small (late 60s and 70s), all the couples I knew were beginning to take their children with them wherever they went. I think (and I’m not a sociologist so none of what I’m espousing is grounded in fact) with the onset of more mommies working outside the home, we ladies wanted and needed to be with our children as much as possible evenings and weekends. I know that was how I felt, and I certainly wasn’t alone. But prior to that, when the majority of women were still stay at home moms, I’m sure they desperately needed to get away from their children once in awhile. (I know I would have had to, or I’d have gone mad!) So a late evening cocktail party for adults only was a perfect solution.

At the same time many women were starting to work outside the home, men were beginning to play a much more active part in their children’s lives too. So spending time with your own family and your friend’s families was becoming de rigueur.  And if it meant only being able to see friends with children in tow, so be it! And because there were children present who needed to be fed at a reasonable hour, our party style gradually changed from adult only cocktail parties to early evening family dinner gatherings. (Spaghetti was big in those days.) Now granted, we still managed to imbibe our share of adult beverages, but sophisticated affairs these were not. Just great friends, happy children with spaghetti sauce smiles and noise levels in the 120 decibels range.

And as our party style changed, so did the types of food we served. We quickly learned that one of the best ways to combat alcohol over-indulgence at a party, or at any kind of a function for that matter, was to serve so much fabulous food that booze became almost incidental. I know that sounds difficult to believe, but if you serve a variety of incredible tasting horse d’oeuvres at a party, including this recipe for Olive Stuffed Cheese Balls, people are going to continue nibbling all evening long. Sure they are still going to drink, but with enough truly wonderful food available, drinking becomes almost secondary.

I mean really, even at my ripe old age, I still remember going to parties in my twenties where the only food was a big old bag of potato chips and a couple store bought dips. Who in their right mind would have chosen chips and mediocre dip over keg beer? Not anyone I knew. But today, if presented with a beautiful table full of a variety of delicious dishes that include plenty of protein and as little salt as humanly possible (party food is intrinsically salty), people will simply eat more and drink less.

So plan your parties heavy on the food, lighter on the booze, and speak slowly and distinctly to your older guests. Some of us are still suffering the effects of all those 120 decibel evenings!

  • scant ½ lb. (2 cups) finely grated sharp cheddar cheese
  • ½ c. butter, room temperature
  • 1 c. flour (not sifted)
  • 1 tsp. paprika
  • ¼ tsp. hot sauce
  • approximately 45 small stuffed green olives that have been drained and patted dry (I use the 5-oz. jar of Lindsay brand Spanish Manzanilla Olives)

Combine cheese, butter, flour, paprika, and hot sauce in a medium mixing bowl. (Best prepared with a powerful mixer such as a KitchenAid). Using a very small scoop or your fingers, remove about a heaping teaspoon of dough and form it around each olive. Place wrapped olives on an ungreased baking sheet. Freeze firm. Place still frozen balls in a pre-heated 400 degree oven for 15 minutes, or until lightly browned. Cool and store in an airtight container in the refrigerator. Serve at room temperature.

Note: People will eat these like popcorn. I would advise a double batch!

 

NOT YOUR MAMA’S CHEX PARTY MIX

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This last Saturday evening Mr. C. and I helped our dear friend Christine celebrate her 60th birthday. And since she was born in the 50s, she wanted to throw a 50s style cocktail party for her family and closest friends. So several of us helped her celebrate by preparing a few favorites from that decade. It was really a fun evening and the food was sensational. We had fruit boats, deviled eggs, BBQ’d smoked pork with homemade mustard and toasted sesame seeds, marinated grilled prawns, killer brownies, and an incredible chocolate peanut butter birthday cake, to mention a few of the items.

While I was researching party food from the 50s, I found that Chex Party Mix was invariably listed. But in all my years of preparing party food, I had never thought to include party mix as one of my offerings. All I could remember from having tried it at a few parties was that it was just way too salty for my taste, and frankly a little boring. But party mix just kept screaming at me to be noticed. (I hate it when food screams at me!) So I went to my favorite cooking resource, the internet, and found an abundance of recipes from which to choose.

None of the recipes I found in their entirety sounded just right to me. So I took bits and pieces from several recipes and came up with this version. And lo and behold, it was good. No, not just good, it was really good! The fresh garlic and hot sauce were just perfect together. And, it was not too salty. And to my amazement, the cereal part of the mix was what everyone (and especially my new friend Spiro) liked the best in the mix. It wasn’t the expensive nuts or the pretzel sticks which I assumed everyone would pick out from between all those ever so plebian little squares of rice, corn, and wheat. Who’d of guessed? But when you think about it, cereal is absorbent. (Think what milk can do to it in just a matter of minutes!) So all that lovely buttery goodness stuck to those little squares of grain like water adheres to sponges. So of course everyone liked the cereal best! Duh!

I used 2 cups of pretzels last Saturday, but after talking with some of the guests, I decided to reduce the amount to one cup and add another cup of the Wheat Chex. But pretty much, if you stick to a combination of 14 cups of cereal, nuts, and pretzels, the butter mixture provided in the recipe below should be just about right. So next time you are feeling “retro”, make a big old batch of party mix. You know, the 50s generation left us a legacy of some pretty great party food. Of course, they also left us clam dip, but no generation is perfect! So I’m going to focus on martinis and party mix and try to push any remembrances of clam dip to the far recesses of my brain. At the rate I am forgetting things anyway these days, I figure I won’t think about clam dip again until I’m around 95. By then, someone may have created a clam dip that is palatable. We can only hope!

Note: If you happen to have a clam dip recipe that is out of this world, please pass it along. I can’t promise that I will post the recipe, because I truly have developed a strong prejudice against clams, cream cheese, and Worcestershire sauce in combination. But I would love to know that somewhere out there, a perfect clam dip is just waiting to shatter my illusions!

  • 3 c. Corn Chex® cereal
  • 3 c. Rice Chex® cereal
  • 4 c. Wheat Chex® cereal
  • 1 ½ c. mixed nuts
  • 1 ½ c. cashews
  • 1 c. thin pretzel sticks
  • 10 T. butter
  • 3 T. Worcestershire sauce
  • ¼ tsp. hot sauce (recommend Frank’s Red Hot)
  • 1/2 tsp. onion powder
  • 4 cloves garlic, peeled
  • 1 tsp. seasoned salt

In a very large bowl, combine the Chex (any combination of corn, rice, and wheat* is perfect), nuts, and pretzel sticks. Melt the butter in a saucepan; stir in the Worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, and onion powder. Remove from heat. Place garlic on a cutting board. Lay the side of the blade of a chef´s knife on each clove of garlic and smash down with the heel of your palm. Sprinkle the garlic with seasoned salt and chop coarsely. Pile the chopped garlic all together. Tilt the knife at a 30-degree angle to the board and drag it over the garlic, scraping it across the surface of the board. Pile up the garlic and scrape again. Repeat until the garlic is a fairly smooth paste. Add the mashed garlic and seasoned salt to the butter. Gently stir the buttery mixture into the cereal mix until the dry mix is evenly coated. Spread on baking sheets and bake for 1 hour in a pre-heated 250 degree oven, turning every 15 minutes. Allow to cool completely. Store mix in an airtight container.

*To make gluten free party mix, don’t use the Wheat Chex. Substitute with additional Rice Chex, Corn Chex, or nuts. Leave the package of pretzel sticks at the grocery store

BUFFALO WINGS

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If you can think of a better appetizer to serve a bunch of people who love spicy, but not too spicy meat, I would appreciate your input. But for my money, the best hot appetizer is a chicken wing that has been scantily dressed with butter and hot sauce. There is just something soul satisfying about munching on one of these beauties. And you want tingly lips and messy fingers? These will work for you every time.

I received (actually begged and pleaded for) this easy and fabulous recipe from our dear friends Robin and Laurie. Of course I had to mess with the recipe just a tad, but the gist of the recipe is straight from Laurie the indisputable “Buffalo Wings Queen” herself. This amazing woman thinks nothing of deep fat frying 30 pounds (you read it right) of these little darlings for the Super Bowl party she and her husband host every year. (And you thought I was slightly mad for some of the crazy cooking projects I take on!) But let me tell you, these are the best wings you will ever taste. And I can’t really share any kind of history about these spicy wings because there are no substantiated stories available. I do however know for a fact that buffalos don’t have wings, so at least the many stories that reference Buffalo, New York as the birth place of “Buffalo Wings” are probably correct. Well regardless of who made them or named them, I say “well done”! So if you would like your friends to say the same thing to you, fix them a batch of these incredibly tasty morsels and see how fast they fly off the plate. Just don’t think a small amount when you do your menu planning. You will have to sprout wings yourself and fly away quickly if you tease your guests with just one wing per person. You know the old saying, “bet you can’t eat just one”, well “wings” are like potato chips in that regard, only worse!

  • 5-8 lbs. chicken wings
  • kosher salt
  • freshly ground black pepper
  • granulated garlic
  • ½ c. butter, melted
  • 1 (12-oz.) bottle Frank’s Red Hot Sauce (no substitution allowed)
  • juice of 1 lemon

Cut chicken wings into three segments. Discard wing tips (or save for chicken stock). Place remaining 2 segments on rimmed baking pan. Sprinkle with salt, pepper, and granulated garlic. Bake in a pre-heated 425 degree oven for 45-60 minutes or until the wings are very brown and almost over done. Meanwhile melt butter in a large bowl; add hot sauce and lemon juice. When wings have finished baking, add to bowl with hot sauce mixture and stir until well coated. Transfer to a platter and serve immediately. If you want to make the wings ahead of time to serve later that day or the next, bake as above, remove from oven, cool, and refrigerate. When ready to serve, warm wings in microwave. Add to bowl with hot sauce mixture and stir until well coated.

Note: I know, I know! Buffalo Wings are plebian. Who cares? They are so, so good and everyone loves them. They are also protein rich. So especially when your guests will be drinking, high protein foods that taste divine help entice your guests to eat more food rather than taking all their calories in the form of alcohol.  Additional Note: I have tried serving the wings with blue cheese dip, carrots, and celery trying to imitate a restaurant presentation. Forget it! All my guests want are the wings!

SAVORY CHEESE SPREAD

I am always looking for ways to save grocery dollars. Maybe it’s a throw back to my parents’ era, (the great depression that is), or maybe because I helped raise 4 kids on a tight budget, or maybe I’m just frugal. Call it what you may, but if I can prepare a homemade version of an expensive item that I love, well I’m all over making it at home. Another consideration, that is fast becoming even more important to me than cost, is the list of ingredients that aren’t in the dish I prepare at home. Do I really need all those preservatives in my system? I mean really, they aren’t helping with the whole wrinkle thing that’s rampantly happening on my face, so of what value are they to me personally? (Now please understand, if I could see any cosmetic benefit from massive doses of Butylated Hydroxytoluene (BHT) or Sodium Benzoate, I would stuff my face with products containing these additives. I’m frankly getting a little scared seeing my mother look back at me from my mirror!) But all kidding aside, I really dislike all the chemicals contained in processed food. So if I can prepare a recipe like this one for a mock Boursin Cheese which contains fewer chemicals than the real stuff, then I feel better and not coincidentally richer for the substitution. Of course, once you look at the ingredient list for this spread you are going to take me to task for the butter and cream cheese. I can just hear you saying, I mean really Patti, there may not be as many chemicals in your version, but all that fat? Well, the real stuff ain’t any better!  And besides, I only make it for parties and everyone knows there aren’t as many calories if you eat standing up. So party food, no problem! Just don’t sit down with a bowl of this in front of you. That would be my health tip for the day!

  • ½ c. butter (1 stick), room temperature
  • 8 oz. cream cheese, room temperature
  • 1 garlic clove, very finely minced
  • 2 T. finely grated Parmesan cheese
  • ½ tsp. dried dill weed
  • ¼ tsp. dried marjoram
  • ¼ tsp. dried basil
  • ¼ tsp. dried chives
  • 1/8 tsp. dried thyme
  • ¼ tsp. freshly ground black pepper
  • 1 T. finely minced fresh parsley

Combine all ingredients and store in an airtight container in the refrigerator. Return to room temperature before serving stuffed in cherry tomatoes or as a spread for soft butter crackers. This spread is best when prepared and allowed to mellow for at least 2 days before serving.