Category Archives: APPETIZER RECIPES

CREAMY FETA CHEESE DIP

I almost always prepare a veggie tray when I entertain a large crowd of family and friends. Because invariably there are those on a diet, or vegetarian, vegan, or genuinely allergic to almost everything, but are able to eat veggies. Plus of course, there are those people like myself that simply love raw vegetables. But I also love to dip those darling little veggie morsels in something that tastes yummy. (My downfall, I know!) So for a recent get-together I whipped up this tasty Once Upon a Chef site recipe to serve along-side the veggies.

And oh my! It was very tasty and well received by my guests. And the best thing – there was enough left that for breakfast this morning, I was able to spread each of our toasted half bagel with this delicacy. Oh baby – what a treat! And yes I know. A bit decadent for a Tuesday morning, but I simply could not let it go to waste. (My story and I’m sticking to it!)

So if you are planning a get-together and want to make sure there is at least one dish that almost everyone can enjoy – cut up a variety of fresh veggies and plop them on a plate. Then if the spirit moves you, go the extra mile and serve this dip with the veggies. And no, perhaps not everyone will be able to partake of this dip, but for those who can, you will be hearing nothing but praise. And just so you know, toasted pita bread wedges are also wonderful served with this dip. See recipe below.

8 oz. feta cheese

½ c. sour cream

½ c. mayonnaise (I use light mayonnaise)

zest of ½ lemon  

1 small clove garlic, roughly chopped

¼ tsp. dried dill

¼ tsp. dried oregano

¼ tsp. dried thyme

pinch kosher salt

freshly ground black pepper, plus a couple of grinds for garnish

1/8 tsp. crushed red pepper flakes

crudité

Combine the feta cheese, sour cream, mayo, lemon zest, garlic, dill, oregano, thyme, salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes in a food processor. Process until very smooth. Taste and adjust seasoning, if necessary. Transfer to a serving bowl, cover and refrigerate until about an hour before you plan to serve. Sprinkle lightly with coarse ground pepper and serve with crudité.

Can be made up to 3 days ahead and stored in a covered container in the refrigerator.

Toasted Pita Wedges: Brush pita bread on both sides with olive oil and sprinkle with a pinch of kosher salt. Cut into wedges and place on a large baking sheet. Bake in a pre-heated 350 degree oven for about 10 minutes or until lightly toasted.  

BLUE CHEESE, CREAM CHEESE, AND DATE SPREAD

For those of us for whom God created blue cheese, this spread is going to be seriously up your alley. It is so delicious, that you might seriously wonder if some benevolent deity didn’t have at least some input into its creation. This spread is just that scrumptious!

So in adhering to my full disclosure policy, this dish is really just my take on an Epicurious recipe for Date & Blue Cheese Ball. The main gist of the recipe is all Epicurious. I just took the liberty of changing a couple of quantities, removed walnuts from the ingredient list, adjusted the preparation instructions, and prefer serving it in a lovely serving dish rather than forming it into a ball. But the thanks and credit still belong to Epicurious.    

Of course, I already knew that I loved the combination of blue cheese and dates because of my recipe for Bacon Wrapped Blue Cheese Stuffed Dates already on this site. But as with every dish, I like to change things up a bit just for the shear fun of it. And creating a creamy blue cheese and date spread held a great deal of appeal. (Plus I am trying to stay away from bacon. I know – good luck with that!)

I whipped this up last Friday to take along to our friends Paul and Vivianna’s home. Great fun that evening sharing wonderful food with wonderful friends. There is just nothing finer than the combination of great friends and great food. Thanks again Vivianna and Paul for another fabulous dinner.

So next time you need an easy to prepare appetizer to serve to family or friends, make this delightful spread. It is just so, so good. And you can make it ahead. In fact, it’s even better if made a day or two ahead. How lovely is that! Enjoy

8 oz. cream cheese, room temperature

5 oz. blue cheese, roughly crumbled

3 T.  buttermilk

1 T. minced shallots

pinch kosher salt

freshly ground black pepper

1 tsp. grated lemon zest

2 T. minced fresh Italian parsley

8 pitted dates, roughly chopped, plus 2 more chopped for garnish   

 In the bowl of a food processor, whirl the cream cheese, blue cheese, and buttermilk until smooth and creamy. Add the dates, shallots, salt, and pepper and whirl just until the dates are finely chopped. Do not over whirl. Add the lemon zest and pulse a couple of times or until the zest is evenly distributed.

Scoop the mixture into a bowl, cover with plastic wrap, and refrigerate for several hours or up to 2 days.

Before serving, decorate with remaining 2 chopped dates and minced fresh parsley. Serve with crackers.  

BACON WRAPPED WATER CHESTNUTS


True story. One evening back in the 80s, I was servings these little darlings as an appetizer for some type of large gathering at our Bellevue home. And being the savvy hostess that I am, I knew I would need at least 2 pans of these guys. And for those of you who didn’t know me when, or never stood in my Bellevue kitchen, the counter space was limited. So, I decided to use the top shelf of my dishwasher to store the 2nd pan of chestnuts while the first pan was happily baking away in the oven. And as with every party ever thrown by anyone, and regardless of the size of your kitchen (mine was quite small), there is never enough floor space to hold all the guests that want to be in the kitchen with the hostess. After all, it’s the action center of any party!

So our dear friend Jim was happily kibitzing with me and a few other folk, when he leaned back against the dishwasher. To my old Kitchenaid dishwasher, this was the sign to start your engine. I immediately realized what had happened (I was a lot younger then) and turned off the dishwasher before it could do any real damage. But we sure did have a great laugh at Jims’ expense. And yes, of course we ate the slightly moistened 2nd batch! What’s a little water after all?

Now, having shared a fun reminiscence with you, I should tell you more about this recipe. First of all, it’s about as easy to prepare as it gets. Four simple ingredients. But what happens when you mix those ingredients together is almost magical. So, next time you need an appetizer that is sure to please almost everyone, make a batch of these bacon wrapped chestnuts. And yes, this appetizer is kind of retro. But I like dishes that have stood the test of time. And even though you may have made these earlier in your life, you may have forgotten how truly yummy they are. Think of this then, as merely a reminder to continue preparing and serving what others might consider an outmoded dish. Some of those so called archaic recipes remain delightful. Who knows, I may even share my recipe for Flintstone Bread Dip with you in the near future. First of course I have to make certain Spice Island still makes Beau Monde seasoning. But if they do, I’m all over it. Flintstone dip remains one of my favorite dips. Stay tuned.

2-3 cans whole water chestnuts, drained

¾ c. soy sauce, or more as needed (no fancy soy sauce required – just simple Kikkoman works the best)

granulated sugar

1 lb. thinly sliced meaty bacon, cut in thirds crossways

If the water chestnuts are really large, you may want to cut them in half. Place in a shallow pan with the soy sauce. Make sure each chestnut is at least 2/3rds submerged. If not, add a little more soy sauce. Allow to sit in the soy sauce for a couple of hours. Turn frequently while the chestnuts are bathing.

When ready to assemble, drain each chestnut briefly and roll in sugar. Wrap a piece of bacon around each chestnut and secure the bacon with a wooden toothpick.

Arrange on a wire rack in a shallow baking pan toothpick side up. (Chestnuts should not be allowed to touch. They need room to crisp up nicely.) Pour in enough water to cover the bottom of the pan.

Bake in a pre-heated 400 degree oven until the bacon in browned and crisp, 25-30 minutes. Remove from oven and drain on paper towels. Can be made ahead and re-heated in your microwave just before serving.

Warning: These are absolutely delicious and so very easy to pop in your mouth. And one is simply not enough! So either limit your number of guests, or make twice as many as you think you will need. Because regardless of what else you are serving, these babies are everyone’s favorite and always the first to go. 

SOUTHERN PIMENTO CHEESE SPREAD

So, not really having spent much time or in most cases not visited many of the states in the South (Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maryland*, Mississippi, North Carolina*, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia, and West Virginia), you would think that I would have no interest in Southern food. There my friends, you would be dead wrong. I love Southern cuisine!

My passion for Southern food really started with our 2001 trip to New Orleans for Mardi Gras with our dear friends Dick and Eloise. We didn’t eat in one restaurant that I wouldn’t want to visit again. Of course we were guided to only amazing restaurants by our hosts John and Carol (son and daughter-in-law of our traveling companions) with whom we stayed for 10 full days. I’m telling you true. If you want to visit New Orleans for Mardi Gras, and for Mr. C and me once was enough, the best way to do it is to have good friends who live there and have a guest room with your name on the reservation! (The only thing that actually saved our sanity, is that we knew we could always escape the Mardi Gras chaos by returning to John and Carol’s home. Had we been staying in a hotel, I fear that the noise and commotion would have led to a serious drinking problem!)

But I will always be grateful for our visit to New Orleans. Not just because of the Mardi Gras experience itself, but more importantly for the time we spent with our dear friends. That stay and the fabulous food we experienced actually served as the catalyst for my passion for Southern cuisine. I absolutely loved the food and I vowed then and there, to learn more about the food that dominated that region of the USA and the other “Southern states”. And I have been studying Cajun, creole, and Southern cooking ever since.

In fact, for one of our recent before concert meals for JazzVox, I made this Southern recipe for the appetizer, along with several other regional favorites. And my guests loved it. They were as entranced with the food as much as I was.

So the next time you need a quick and easy appetizer spread, give this recipe a try. For another great pimento cheese recipe, also give my friend Vicki’s recipe a try. Just another version, but even easier to prepare and just as delicious. Search under Cheese & Pimento Spread on this site. Enjoy all y’all.

And if you would like to know what the furry members of our family do while Mr. C and I are busily working or playing around the house, please see the photos at the bottom of this post.

  • 3 c. grated extra-sharp cheddar cheese
  • 1 pkg. (8-oz.) cream cheese, room temperature
  • ½ c. mayonnaise
  • freshly ground black pepper (not very much)
  • ¼ tsp. granulated garlic
  • ¼ tsp. onion powder 
  • 1/8 tsp. cayenne pepper (optional)
  • ¼ tsp. Worcestershire sauce
  • ¼ tsp. dry mustard
  • 6 oz. diced pimentos, drained (save a small amount for garnish)   

Place the cheddar cheese, cream cheese, mayonnaise, pepper, granulated garlic, onion powder, cayenne pepper, Worcestershire sauce, and dry mustard in the bowl of your food processor. Pulse until not quite smooth. (You want some texture, so don’t over process.) Add the pimento and give it one or 2 quick pulses. (You don’t want the pimento too finely chopped or blended either. Little pieces of pimento are desired.) Adjust seasoning.

Scoop into a serving bowl, garnish with the last little bits of pimento, cover with plastic wrap, and allow to rest in your refrigerator for a couple days. Serve at room temperature with buttery crackers.

*I attended son Sven’s graduation from Davidson College in Davidson, NC. Spent only 4 days in the area. No wonderful food to speak of!

And I lived in Newark, Delaware for 2 years while my former husband went to graduate school at the University of Delaware. We drove around Maryland on many occasions, mainly to view the countryside, observe the Amish people, and eat picnic lunches at the many incredible cemeteries that dotted the countryside. (And you thought you knew me well!) But as poor college students, we did not avail ourselves of the local cuisine as much as we would have liked. Just a rare treat of blue crabs straight out of the Chesapeake Bay and the best crab cakes I’ve ever tasted.

Max – one of the twins on daddy’s  sweatshirt

Miles – the other twin on his favorite “nest” by the door to the courtyard

Georgia – the family princess on my side of our bed. And why my side of the bed? She barely tolerates me and totally loves her papa. So again I ask. Why my side of the bed? 

MUSHROOM PÂTÉ

Many people I’ve met who have never tasted pâté tell me they don’t like it. Really? They’ve never tasted a pâté, but the very thought of it sends them to their dark place? How can this be when pâté is one of my favorite nibbles? I don’t care if it’s made with duck or goose livers (pâté de foie gras), chicken livers (like my French Chicken Liver Pâté recipe) or mushrooms and cooked lentils as featured in this incredible vegetarian pâté from David Lebovitz. (I made a couple of minor changes BTW, but this is fundamentally David’s recipe.)

All I know is that a truly delicious pâté is a joy and a delight! And when it can be inexpensive to prepare, low in calories, vegetarian, and damn delicious – all the better! I mean really folks, what’s not to like? It’s not cooked turnips for God’s sake!

So for our next JazzVox before concert meal, I’m going to prepare this pâté. And if I’m feeling magnanimous, I might tell our guests beforehand that no duck, goose, or chicken was harmed in the making of the pâté. But I’m old. I might just be feeling cantankerous that day, and leave my guests to wonder if a poor little critter lost its life just so I could prepare this treat for them.

But don’t worry too much for my guests. I’ll probably do the right thing and tell them the truth. So no prayers need be sent their way. On the other hand, I could use a tiny prayer or two sent on my behalf. Mr. C won’t be available to lend a hand during the concert. His hands will be otherwise occupied as piano accompanist for our wonderful guest vocal artist Jackie Ryan. So any help from a benevolent deity on the day of the concert couldn’t possibly hurt. Thank you in advance for your consideration in this matter.

And do try this amazing appetizer recipe for your next get-together. You just will not believe how delicious it is. (And yes, it does take time to prepare. But every single minute spent is well worth the effort.)

Word of advice: if someone offers you a taste of pâté de foie gras, say yes please.  After all, foie gras isn’t considered a luxury food for nothing!

  • 2 c. vegetable broth (I use 2 cups water and 1 slightly rounded teaspoon Better Than Bouillon Vegetable Base)
  • 1 c. dried lentils, rinsed and drained (I use Bob’s Red Mill “Heritage Beans” Lentils)
  • 2 T. extra virgin olive oil
  • 2 T. unsalted butter
  • ½ med. yellow onion, diced   
  • 8 oz. button mushrooms, sliced
  • ½ tsp. kosher salt
  • freshly ground black pepper
  • 2 cloves garlic, sliced
  • 1 c. toasted walnuts
  • 2 T. fresh lemon juice
  • 1 T. Tamari or soy sauce (I use organic GF Tamari)
  • 2 tsp. minced fresh rosemary
  • 2 tsp. minced fresh thyme
  • scant 1 T. roughly chopped fresh sage
  • 1 T. chopped Italian parsley
  • 1 T. good Cognac  
  • 1 tsp. brown sugar
  • scant 1/8 tsp. cayenne pepper

Bring broth to boil in a small covered pan. Stir in the lentils, reduce heat, cover, and cook for 25 to 30 minutes or until soft. Stir every once in a while. Remove from heat, uncover, and allow to cool before using.

Meanwhile, heat the olive oil and butter in a large skillet. Add the onions, mushrooms, salt, and pepper. Cook over medium-low heat, stirring frequently, until the onions become translucent and the mushrooms begin to brown, 12-15 minutes. (Don’t rush this step. You want the onions and mushrooms to start caramelizing, but not for the onions to get dark brown, but still be crisp.) Add the garlic and cook for one minute. Remove pan from heat and allow contents to cool.

In a food processor, combine half of the cooked lentils, toasted walnuts, lemon juice, Tamari, rosemary, thyme, sage, parsley, Cognac, brown sugar, and cayenne pepper. Add the cooked mushroom mixture and process until completely smooth. Add the remaining cooked lentils, and whirl again until the pâté is perfectly smooth. Taste, and add additional salt, pepper, Cognac, Tamari soy sauce, or lemon juice as needed. 

Scoop the pâté into a small serving bowl, cover, and refrigerate for a few hours or up to 4 days. Serve with crackers, hearty bread, or toasted baguette slices. Cornichon pickles are a great accompaniment to the pâté.    

 

 

HERBED CREAM CHEESE WITH BLACK PEPPER SPREAD

I love a good savory spread to serve with hearty crackers as part of what I call an “appetizer threesome”. And this spread, one of my all-time favorites, I’ve had the pleasure of fixing and enjoying now for over 15 years. It’s simple to prepare and contains ingredients I usually have on hand.

And if truth be known, I’ve used it in place of butter and sour cream on baked potatoes, let it slowly melt on a medium rare steak, decorated simple steamed veggies with its lovely savory creaminess, and even used it as a sandwich spread. It’s pretty much a delicious and very versatile spread to have on hand.

So next time you decide that you need a little something for an appetizer, that can also be used in other ways, give this recipe a try. (And yes, it tastes amazingly like some of those really expensive soft cheese spreads that come in very small containers or tiny foil wrapped packages.)

But before I go any further, I should explain what I mean by an “appetizer threesome”. Even if I am having a very casual dinner party, when my guests arrive I always have at least 3 types of nibbles to munch on while Mr. C. fixes everyone’s beverage of choice. The nibbles are a great way to start conversations among strangers, or to talk around even if your family and guests have known each other for 40 years.

Also great for me because while my guests are enjoying the appetizers and drinks, I have time to put the finishing touches on dinner. And no, for small informal dinner get-togethers, the appetizers are not necessarily going to be fancy. Sometimes a dip or spread with crackers (like this one), often a hand-full of nuts, maybe a few tiny cornichons, or a small plate of cheese bites. Usually, nothing too fancy, and never too much of a good thing. (You want to whet people’s appetite, not fill them up before the main course has even been served!) I mean seriously! You’ve gone to all the work of preparing a fabulous meal. You don’t want your guests to be too full to enjoy the rest of your efforts. Remember my simple adage: it’s really just all about me! And in the case of before dinner munchies, and the dishes to follow, it’s about creating an all-around pleasurable dining experience for your family, your guests, and the “me” part – yourself. Food for thought (not usually served as one of the appetizer threesome, but in this case it might be apropos); if your family and friends are having a great time eating your food, there is nothing that feels better than being the accomplished hostess who made it all happen. Cheers everyone! And enjoy this spread.

  • 2 T. unsalted butter, room temp.
  • 1 (8-oz.) pkg. low-fat cream cheese or Neufchâtel cheese, room temperature
  • 1 garlic clove, finely minced
  • 2 T. chopped fresh Italian parsley
  • 2 T. fresh or 1 T. freeze dried chopped chives
  • ¼ tsp. dried dill weed
  • 1/8 tsp. dried thyme leaves
  • ¼ tsp. kosher salt
  • freshly ground black pepper

Combine all the ingredients, cover, and refrigerate for at least 2 days before serving at room temperature sprinkled lightly with additional black pepper.

 

CASTELVETRANO OLIVE TAPENADE

OK, I know you can’t find castelvetrano olives just anywhere. But, if you have a Costco near you, Costco is your best bet. Of course if you live in the Seattle area, you can almost always find these little green gems at PFI. Don’t know about PFI, well you are about to learn about a great resource for all things delicious.

How best to describe how to get to PFI (Pacific Food Importers) from here. Since I am writing this post from Castle Rock State Park in Almo, Idaho (southern Idaho near the City of Rocks National Reserve and the Utah border) finding an address right now without internet access is impossible. So I am going to postpone any further writing until I get to a park with internet access.

Wells, finally – internet at my disposal. (Now writing from Wells, Nevada. Home of some of the most scenic mountain drives and hikes you could ever experience. Who knew?!?!) But back to PFI……

First thing you need to know is that PFI is not a fancy place. So don’t think you are going to a Central Market or Whole Foods type of store. Think absolute opposite! It’s a small hole-in-the-wall, warehouse type facility at the bottom of an alley just south of the International District, next to what used to be the Immigration Office (complete with a barbed wire fence) and just east of the railroad tracks and Safeco Field. Like I said, not a glamorous location. But, to me this place is mecca. The address is 1001 6th Ave So #B, Seattle 98134

But enough about PFI, and back to this recipe.

Whenever I want an appetizer that works with just about any type of food, I make a tapenade. First of all, tapenade is easy to make. Plus I almost always have the ingredients on hand. And of course the most important reason to serve this fabulous appetizer is that it is just plain delicious.

So get yourself some olives, and make this spread at your earliest convenience.

And sorry to those of you who have been waiting for this recipe. I’ve been seeing the wonderful states of Washington, Idaho, Utah, Nevada, and Oregon with Mr. C. and Pull-Winkle. (See picture of Pull-Winkle at bottom of post.)  

  • ¼ c. extra-virgin olive oil
  • 2 garlic cloves, roughly chopped
  • 3-4 anchovy fillets  
  • 1 tsp. fresh lemon juice
  • freshly ground black pepper
  • pinch dried thyme
  • 1½ c. pitted castelvetrano olives
  • 1 T. drained capers

In a small saucepan, combine the olive oil and garlic. Cook over low heat for 2-3 minutes or until the garlic starts to soften. Remove from heat and cool to room temperature.

Combine the cooled olive oil, garlic, anchovy fillets, lemon juice, a couple grinds of black pepper, and dried thyme in a food processor. Process until thoroughly pulverized. Add the olives and capers and pulse until they are coarsely ground. (Do not over process. You don’t want a paste.)Store in a lidded glass container. Refrigerate. 

 

CREAMY TUSCAN SPREAD OR DIP

I found the bones of this recipe on “the girl who ate everything” site. The recipe contained most, but not all, of the flavors I wanted to feature in an Italian appetizer. So I adopted the recipe, but added a few ingredients I felt should be represented in this dish. Call me an Italian ingredient snob, but I simply had to add some basil and Parmesan to the mix, along with a bit of sour cream for additional creaminess.

And you know what – it worked. My guests loved the spread, as did I!

So next time you want a hearty and delicious appetizer that can be made ahead, mix up a batch. After all – it’s Italian! What could be better than that?!?!  

  • 1 (8-oz.) pkg. cream cheese, room temperature
  • ¼ c. sour cream, or more as needed
  • ¼ tsp. kosher salt
  • freshly ground black pepper
  • 1 sm. garlic clove, finely minced
  • 2 T. minced fresh Italian parsley, plus more for garnish
  • 1/3 c. loosely packed chopped fresh basil
  • 1 (14-oz.) can artichoke hearts, drained and chopped  
  • ½ c. thinly sliced black olives
  • 4 green onions, finely chopped
  • 1/3 c. finely chopped sun-dried tomatoes
  • ¼ c. finely grated Parmesan cheese

Mix the cream cheese and sour cream together until smooth. Add the remaining ingredients. Adjust seasoning. Scoop into a pretty bowl. Cover with plastic wrap and chill for at least 4 hours. Serve at room temperature with crudité, crackers, or toasted baguette slices.

 

 

 

ARGENTINE PICADILLO EMPANADAS WITH CHIMICHURRI SAUCE

Before I begin this post, I want to share a definition with you. It is the basis for this entire post. The definition of shortening is any fat that is a solid at room temperature and used to make crumbly pastry and other food products.

Mr. C. and I visited Argentina in 2006 and enjoyed the most delicious empanadas. I knew with the first bite that when I returned home I would be trying my hand at empanada making. I got the gist of this recipe from one of the cookbooks I brought back with me. Well, I made the empanadas, but the pastry part was simply not as good as I remembered! Now, in the cookbook, both the pastry and the filling called for rendered pork fat, preferably from around the kidney. Being both uneducated on the unforeseen qualities of lard, and following my preconceived belief that lard was terribly bad for us (no actual knowledge to back up that idea you realize,) I spurned the use of lard in favor of butter.

So last week I decided to make empanadas for a concert gathering, and I went back to my old recipe and read what I had written about lard in my 2nd cookbook. I made the empanadas practically as written, (a few changes here and there) but again the pastry “feel” was just not perfect! Don’t get me wrong. The empanadas were good, but there was still something not-quite-right with the pastry part. So before I started writing this post, I decided to do a little research on the subject of lard.

I felt very foolish as I began learning about the merits of lard versus other forms of shortening – butter, margarine, or vegetable oils such as soybean and cottonseed oil, which have been hydrogenated to create a solid (think Crisco here). Hydrogenation creates trans-fatty acids which turn polyunsaturated fats into saturated fats.

So, where previously I thought of lard as the black hat wearing villain, I now learned that some lards (leaf lard, for example) are not only OK, they are actually good for us!

But as you know, sometimes a little knowledge can be bad. In this case, the ”bad” part is that “good” lard is expensive and not readily available. (The lard you most often find in grocery stores is hydrogenated. You do not want hydrogenated lard.)

For a good article on why you don’t want to use hydrogenated lard (or any other hydrogenated oil for that matter) visit the Natural News website and search for the article entitled “Why Hydrogenated Oils Should be Avoided at All Costs”. Truly worth a read. But back to this recipe.

So as I said, I made the empanadas and they were very well received. But with my new-found knowledge, I plan to start making all my pastry dough and pie crusts with leaf lard. I’m even going to start frying our morning eggs in lard. That is, when my shipment arrives. (And yes, I did have to order the lard on-line.)  I will keep you posted (literally) on how my new affair with lard works out.

In the meantime, if you need a killer hors d’oeuvre to serve during the holidays, this recipe is perfect for a large crowd. Yes it takes some time to prepare, but you can do a lot of the prep work ahead of time. And as far as the Chimichurri Sauce goes, it’s amazing! Perfect with empanadas and killer on a beautifully grilled, medium rare steak. I tell you, Argentinians know how to eat. Some of the best food I ever ate was in Buenos Aires. Just sayin’!

For more information about leaf lard, read the attached article at the bottom of this post. Actually very interesting reading, especially for people like myself who previously thought Crisco was the be all and end all of flaky pastry! (It’s a generational thing!)

  • 6 c. unbleached all-purpose flour
  • 1 tsp. kosher salt
  • 1½ c. cold leaf lard* or 1½ c. unsalted butter (3 sticks) cut into small pieces
  • 3 eggs, divided (2 for the dough, 1 egg – white and yolk separated and both lightly whisked
  • ¾ c. milk, plus more as needed 

Mix the flour and salt in a large food processor. Add the lard and pulse until mixture resembles a coarse meal. Add 2 of the eggs and pulse until blended. Then add the ¾ cup milk. Pulse until a clumpy dough forms adding additional milk only as needed to obtain a soft, smooth, and elastic dough. (My food processor is not big enough for this much dough. But because it is such a simple recipe, I cut the ingredients in half and make two batches.)   

Split the dough into 2 large balls, flatten slightly into the shape of disks, cover with plastic wrap and chill at least 1 hour. After an hour, the dough can be used immediately or remain refrigerated until ready to use (1-2 days max).

Roll out dough into very thin sheets and cut out rounds, 3½ – 4-inch circumference for appetizers and 5 – 6- inch rounds for main dish empanadas. (Scraps can be clumped together, rolled out, and used for more empanadas.

Assembling and baking the empanadas:

To assemble the empanadas, place a spoonful of filling (see recipe below) on the middle of each empanada disc. (I use a small ice cream scoop to measure the amount of filling for each empanada.) The amount of filling varies depending on the size of the empanada. Hint: It’s much easier to seal an empanada that isn’t overstuffed.

To seal the empanadas, brush half of the outside edge with a small amount of the beaten egg white, fold the other half over, and then use a fork to seal the edges. Simply press the tongs of the fork fairly lightly around the edge. When sealed, place about ½-inch apart on parchment paper lined baking pans small enough to fit in your refrigerator. After all the empanadas are formed, place pan(s) in refrigerate for at least 30 minutes before baking. (The time spent in cold storage helps the edges seal better and helps prevent the filling from leaking out.) Just before popping in the oven, lightly brush with the beaten egg yolk. 

Bake in a pre-heated 400 degree oven for about 20-24 minutes. The empanadas are done when they are a nice golden brown. Remove from oven and serve warm or allow to cool and store in an airtight container. Serve warm with Chimichurri Sauce (see recipe below).

Note: If you have a convection oven, use it for the last 10 minutes of baking time.

BEEF PICADILLO EMPANADAS 

  • ½ c. unsalted butter or lard
  • 1 lb. lean ground beef
  • 1 lg. onion, finely chopped
  • 3 cloves garlic, minced
  • 2 T. minced fresh parsley
  • 1 T. flour
  • 1 tsp. kosher salt
  • freshly ground black pepper
  • 1 T. smoked paprika
  • 2 tsp. chili powder, or more to taste
  • 1 tsp. dried oregano (I think Mexican oregano is the best)
  • 1½ tsp. ground cumin
  • 1 bunch green onions, very finely chopped
  • ½ c. golden raisins, coarsely chopped
  • ½ c. pimento stuffed green olives, coarsely chopped

Melt the butter in a large frying pan. Add the ground beef and onion; stir fry until the meat is no longer red and the onion is tender. (Break the meat apart as it cooks.) Add the garlic and parsley; cook for one minute. Stir in the flour and continue cooking for a couple of minutes.

Remove from heat and stir in the salt, pepper, paprika, chili powder, oregano, and cumin. Let cool before stirring in the green onions, raisins, and green olives. Taste and adjust seasoning if required. Refrigerate until ready to use. 

CHIMICHURRI SAUCE

  • 2 T. drained capers
  • 2 garlic cloves, rough chopped
  • 1 bunch Italian parsley
  • ½ bunch cilantro
  • 2 T. red wine vinegar
  • 1 tsp. kosher salt
  • freshly ground black pepper
  • ½ tsp. dried oregano (Mexican is best)
  • ¼ tsp. crushed red pepper flakes
  • ½ c. extra virgin olive oil

Place capers and garlic in the bowl of a food processor. Whirl until finely chopped. Add the parsley and cilantro and pulse 4-6 times to rough chop the leaves. (Don’t over process.) Transfer to a bowl. Stir in the vinegar, salt, pepper, oregano, crushed red pepper flakes, and olive oil.  Taste and adjust the salt and pepper as needed.  

Refrigerate until ready to use (preferably the same day).  

*From The Spruce: “Leaf lard is the highest grade of various types of lard. All lard is rendered pork fat; the term is usually used to refer to rendered pork fat suitable for cooking. Leaf lard specifically comes from the visceral, or soft, fat from around the kidneys and loin of the pig. As such, it has a very soft, super spreadable consistency at room temperature.

Like all types of lard, leaf lard has a high smoking point, making it an excellent choice for frying, pan-searing, and even grilling. Also, while leaf lard doesn’t have the porky flavor of caul fat, it does have a gentle back-note of subtle, gentle meatiness that hydrogenated lard lacks. So leaf lard is a good choice when you want that high smoking point, but you don’t want the final product to taste like pork. Two example that pop to mind: frying homemade doughnuts and making homemade French fries.

Due to its natural moisture content and mild flavor, leaf lard is particularly prized by bakers for use in producing flavorful and flaky pie crusts. Yes, pie crusts.

True lard-ophiles may even choose to spread leaf lard on bread. Add a sprinkle of salt and you’ll see why it’s common practice in some regions of the world.”

 

According to Danelle Wolford, former nurse, and I quote, “the three main reasons to cook with lard are:

LARD IS AS HEALTHY AS OLIVE OIL!

When compared with olive oil, lard is a close second in the monounsaturated fat department! Olive oil has about 77% monounsaturated fat, with lard at 48% monounsaturated fat. Butter ranks third with 30% monounsaturated fat and coconut oil is last at 6%. The main fat in lard (oleic acid) is a fatty acid associated with decreased risk of depression. A 2005 study from Thailand also reported that oleic acid has high anti-cancer benefits and can decrease your risk of breast cancer. Those same monounsaturated fats, are responsible for lowering LDL levels while leaving HDL (“good”) cholesterol levels alone. Shocking, right?

Lard also contains high amounts of Vitamin D, a necessary fat-soluble vitamin. It is estimated that 1 tablespoon of lard contains 1000 IU of Vitamin D! As a society, we are extremely deficient in Vitamin D. As a powerful immunity booster, the intake of Vitamin D can prevent those frequent colds and flu in your home each year. Our family caught a cold ONE time this year. ONCE. We eat A LOT of Vitamin D in our household because we believe that instead of buying a Vitamin D supplement (a processed, synthetic version of the vitamin), we try to eat the real stuff.

If you think you can get Vitamin D from plants, you are right. You can get some, but nothing comes close to lard! Mushrooms are the ONLY plant source of Vitamin D, with about 21 IU per mushroom. Personally I’d rather cook with a tablespoon of lard rather than eat 50 mushrooms every day. But that’s just me.

If you think you can get Vitamin D from the sun, you are right, again. But, the problem is, humans aren’t too efficient at assimilating Vitamin D from the sun. At the recommended 20-30 minutes of sun exposure per day you will only receive 100-200 IU. Pigs, on the other hand, are super-heroes at absorbing Vitamin D. This is why so much is stored in the fat under their skin.

Vitamin D aids in the absorption of calcium. Vitamin D will also aid in the removal of harmful toxic metals such as cadmium, aluminum, strontium. But one of the most important tasks of Vitamin D is hormone production and regulation. When you remember that many processes in the body are performed by hormones, you can see why it’s so important to include lard into your diet. Problems with your adrenals that can be manifested as fibromyalgia, problems with your thyroid that can be manifested as hypothyroidism, and problems with your sex hormones that can be manifested as infertility are all related to your deficiency in fat-soluble Vitamin D. The natural food sources that God has placed on earth contain these.

LARD MAKES EVERY RECIPE BETTER!

We use lard to make crispy fried chicken, make deliciously flaky pies, and cooking a simple food like eggs or hash browns. Lard isn’t smelly. It’s divine! Food was meant to be enjoyed! And trust me, lard makes EVERYTHING taste a little better.

LARD IS NATURAL and SUSTAINABLE

If you were to raise a pig in your backyard and butcher it when it’s about 250 pounds, you’d most likely get about 15-20 lbs. of lard. It would take about 6-9 months to raise a pig to market weight, so if your family ate about 1 pig a year, you can guess that eating 15-20 lbs. of lard per year would be a natural and sustainable amount. For our family of four, we eat about a pound of lard a month so about 12 pounds a year.”

 

 

 

SHRIMP APPETIZER OR MAIN COURSE SALAD

I love shrimp salad. But I don’t much care for the tiny, pre-cooked shrimp that are labeled “salad shrimp”. I prefer the nice big guys, lovingly sautéed just before adding to whatever version of a shrimp salad I happen to be preparing at the time. And yes I do know that the biggies are more expensive, but I’d rather have less shrimp if push comes to shove.

So, when good friends Jim and Margo invited us to dinner a couple weeks ago, and I asked what I could contribute, Jim said “how about an appetizer salad?” I said “how about a shrimp salad” and he said yes!!

So this is the result.

And if I do say so myself, it turned out pretty darn tasty. Plus it was very easy to prepare. (I just love it when a recipe comes together and it works! But believe me, that doesn’t always happen. Sometimes I try a dish, and although it is edible, it’s not something I ever want to serve again or pass on to my readers.)  But this recipe is a keeper. It’s terribly elegant when served as an appetizer and just plain wonderful when served as a main dish salad.

Speaking of main dish salads, I simply must tell you about eating a salad for dinner while on our recent trailer trip to British Columbia. (You can stop reading now if all you care about is this recipe. But if you want to hear a bit more about our recent trailer trip, continue reading at your own peril.)

As the pictures below show, we had a fabulous campsite at BCs Juniper Beach Provincial Park on the banks of the Thompson River. Ideal setting with the river so close, but not the ideal backdrop for a quiet dinner. I say, not quiet, because just across the river the main east/west line of the Canadian Pacific Railroad runs about 30 trains over any 24 hour period. And on the side of the river where we were camped, the Canadian National Railroad runs another 30 or so trains a day on their own east/west main line. So in case you are mathematically challenged, that’s a total of about 60 trains blasting our camp site with noise during every 24 hour period. And these are not dainty little trains. These are all incredibly long mother bear trains! Mr. C. counted the cars on a good number of the trains. The longest was 230 cars long! I kid you not! The average size was only about 150 cars long. Only! And many of the cars we counted had a second container on top of the one that was riding the rails. We didn’t even bother counting the second tier freight cars. It was just too overwhelming.

We were at Jupiter Beach for three nights and the trains won, hands down! Before camping at this park, I absolutely adored the clickety-clack of trains, especially at night. But after this episode with the trains from hell, I feel like a new mother just having gone through a difficult childbirth and saying to herself and anyone else who would listen, that never again would she subject herself to such an experience! But I suppose, like childbirth, the memory of “the trains” will fade and I will once again be able to look at a train and not flinch. I hope so. Because for 73 years I have loved trains with a passion. I hope to get back to that place, but frankly only time will tell. (Mr. C. thinks I’m suffering from PTTD (Post Traumatic Train Disorder), and I think he may be right. But good news. I recently read that gin helps with this disorder, so that’s encouraging. If gin truly is the wonder treatment, I should be fine in no time. I’ll let you know if it works.) Enjoy the recipe.

  • 1 T. unsalted butter
  • 1 lb. lg. uncooked shrimp
  • ½ tsp. seasoned salt
  • 1 shallot, minced
  • 1 celery stalk, finely diced
  • ½ c. finely diced red, yellow, or orange bell pepper (or combination of peppers)
  • juice of ½ lg. lime
  • 2 T. mayonnaise
  • freshly ground black pepper
  • 1 tsp. Old Bay Seasoning
  • dash hot sauce or 1 jalapeño, seeds and veins removed and finely diced
  • 1 tomato, seeded and diced
  • 1 Hass avocado, diced
  • romaine or Bibb lettuce leaves

Heat the butter in a medium-large fry pan. Add the shrimp and sprinkle on the seasoned salt. Sauté until the shrimp are just done. Do not overcook. Remove the pan from heat and set aside. Rough chop the shrimp when they are cool.

In a medium sized bowl combine the shallot, celery, bell pepper, lime juice, mayonnaise, salt, pepper, Old Bay Seasoning, and dash of hot sauce/diced jalapeño. Let stand for at least 5 minutes to allow flavors to blend. Taste and adjust seasoning. Gently fold in the chopped shrimp, tomato, and avocado. Adjust seasonings and serve as an appetizer either wrapped in lettuce leaves, heaped on one lettuce leaf, or over cut salad leaves. (See picture above.) Or serve as a main dish salad (see picture below) with whatever amount of cut lettuce you want stirred in with the other ingredients.